tettetteeeettt

cik kiah dan pak tam

ketika Zem sedang asyik dan leka mendengarkan dan menyanyikan sebuah lagu menerusi ipod miliknya yang dicucuk kemas kemas kedalam telinga nya bagaikan kucing menyumbat tikus kedalam mulut, tiba tiba Eric datang masuk kedalam bilik yang Zem telah buat sebagai jamban karaoke tadi dan berkata bahawa dia mendengar suara Zem yang kurang enak tetapi lantang dari jarak 47 meter jauhnya. hebat bukan. Zem dengan bangganya meneruskan nyanyiannya.

tiba tiba tah kenapa Zem berminat untuk berhenti dan sejurus itu kedengaran suara menyanyikan lagu yang sama dari jamban belah atas. di fikiran Zem mungkin gema, tetapi hakikatnya gema itu adalah balasan anjingan dari pihak atas yang kononnya belajar tanpa ingin di ganggu oleh suara kurang enak tapi lantang milik Zem.

kendian terdengar pekikan dari suara anjing tersebut yang menyatakan "tak nak sambung ke??" dengan gaya ibarat cik kiah menggedik dengan pak tam. kemudian salakan anjing tadi dibalas dengan perasaan kasihan kerana adalah salah mengganggu ketenteraman anjing di malam hari yang ingin belajar. maka Zem pun berkata "lupa lirik!! lupa lirik!!" dengan penuh excitednya.

niat di hati Zem memang ingin minta maaf kerana menggegarkan jamban-jamban di kawasan itu, tapi apakan daya, dia menerima anjingan yang kurang menyenangkan hati. apa salahnya dia kata "weh diam lah! aku nak belajar" walaupon lebih kasar tetapi hal itu lebih terang jelas dan nyata keikhlasannya.

diharap kalian dapat belajar dengan tenang dan akhirnya berjaya. doakan kejayaan kita bersama. sekian terima kasih.

yang ikhlas,
alaminfadhli

my first time with salman

mari dengar ini cerita
cerita tentang diri saya
kena tahan dengan anggota
anggota jpj ya. :)

sebabnya takdalah besar mana
pada mulanya memang salah saya
ketika ternampak itu anggota
saya gelabah tarik seatbelt ya
tak berjaya, itu malang namanya
apakan daya, pasrah sahaja
kemudian seperti dah berjaya
tetapi kena tahan juga
itu anggota mula berkata-kata
telinga dibuka menunggu masa
itu saman dikasi oleh nya
akhirnya selesai dan kembali seperti biasa.

"pada mulanya saya nak suruh encik berhenti tepi je pakai seatbelt, tapi gelabah semacam macam nak lari tu yang saya suruh berhenti. tengok tengok tak pakai P. so yang ni kena sebab tak pakai P depan belakang"

(aku gelabah tarik seatbelt lah setan, bukan nak lari. ingat aku pendatang ke haa?)

*dekat surat saman cakap kena pergi court. macam gempak 8)

yang disalman(saman),
alaminfadhli

nat king cole

assalamualaikum, kami datang nak raya! (selamat hari raya)

dengar sini semua, semua dengar sini. makin lama kawan di malaysia berkurangan. masing masing nak terbang tinggi di angkasa menuju ke negara luar untuk belajar. kau orang hebat lah, hebat lah kau orang. macam nat king cole. aku bangga jadi kawan kau orang. kalau kau orang tak bangga dengan aku pon takpa. doakan aku jadi macam kau orang. ingat, kau adalah kau. sebab tu kau gempak.

aku tengah berusaha jadi macam kau orang ni. tapi aku banyak main lah. aku cuak tapi aku relax. sebab tu aku cuak. final first sem dah dekat cuti pon dah nak habis. lepas ni tiap tiap hari kena struggle. its cool man, man its cool.

korekara isshoni ishokenmei bengkyoushimasyou. :)
(dari sekarang, mari kita bersamasama bersungguhsungguh belajar)

kawan,
alaminfadhli

ssupp brotha

saya ada sebuah cerita,
cerita yang saya reka,
sebab bosan macam celaka,
tentang seekor hyena gila,
nama dia sumpah gangsta,
tapi janganlah percaya,
benda tu hanyalah dusta,
hanya sebagai pembuka kata,

suatu hari di indonesia,
orang tanya apa nama,
dia penat perah tenaga,
fikirkan jawapan terbaik apa,
tiba tiba dengan selamba,
dia kata nama dia supra,
cuba cari apa kena mengena,
lain kalilah sambung cerita,
idea memang dah takda,

ain't no nigga,
alaminfadhli

iillililiillilili

dua tiga kucing berlari,
jangan kasi dia lari,
sudah tangkap bawak mari,
sepak dia dengan kaki,
ikat dengan tali besi,
kalau bukan babi,
kita potong kasi mati,
cabut dia punya gigi,
libas pakai lidi,
masuk kuali masak kari,
jangan lupa tarok cili,
makan dengan jari,
sambung lah sampai mati,

yang bukan babi,
alaminfadhli

onetwofiveone

the strokes

"talk to me now i'm older"

undiscovered

• Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
• Lindsey: vaccuums
• Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
• Lindsey: black holes
• Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
• Lindsey: lava? 
• Jack: Hey, you know whats wrong with you?
• Lindsey: tell me about it.
• Jack: FUCK YOU!

go green

The coolest thing about being Green Lantern is getting to work on time. 

wild boar is beautiful

wild boar is beautiful in its own way and so do us. just be your self. :)

the strokes

bill and ted bogus journey

Dead Bill: Ted.
Dead Ted: Yeah?
Dead Bill: If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
Dead Ted: But, dude, we're already dead.
Dead Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.

kungfu

この ふく が 一番 欲しい。

(aku paling nak benda ni.)

human tetris

enjoy the game ;
alaminfadhli
yui - tokyo

algorithm march

lets play! :))

the world is just awesome

I love the mountains
I love the clear blue skies
I love big bridges
I love when great whites fly
I love the whole world
And all its sights and sounds
Boom de yada, boom de yada
Boom de yada, boom de yada

I love the oceans
I love real dirty things
I love to go fast
I love Egyptian kings
I love the whole world
And all its craziness
Boom de yada, boom de yada
Boom de yada, boom de yada

I love tornadoes
I love arachnids
I love hot magma
I love the giant squids
I love the whole world
It’s such a brilliant place
Boom de yada, boom de yada
Boom de yada, boom de yada


i love the whole world

hanif rahman

tayar : ko emo lg ke ngn ak? ak slalu carik pluang nk bebaik ngn kaw..tp xdek ar pluang tuh..ak tnggu las day..pi blik jr ats..ko da gerak pi dm..so skunk nie la ak nk mnx maap kt kaw..kalo de slh ak wat..kite gado since f3..ak ingt lg sbbnyer..sbb ak slalu carot kt kaw..so sori la yek..tp tu terpulang la kt kaw nk maapkn ke x..tp kalo ko nk taw..drpd nk pmr smpi la f5..ak slalu carik mase nk bebaik ngn kaw..tp xdek gak pluang..ok... tats all from ak..:)

al amin : HAHHAHHAHA. aku dah lama dah maafkan kau. benda kita gaduh dari form 2 sebenarnya. kau mengungkit kau belanja aku macam setan. lepas tu aku bayar kau rm10. aku tak tahu cukup ke tak nak bayar balik. tapi aku mintak halal kalau tak cukup and aku halalkan kalau lebih. lepastu aku bagi salam. lepastu memang aku dah menyampa dengan kau. tapi memang aku dah lama maafkan kau pon. aku pon ada cari chance nak mintak maaf. tapi kau pulak yang takde. memang tak jodoh lah tu. HAHAHHAHAHA. aku sengaja malas nak approve kau. setan kan aku. tapi ni benda bagus jugak. aku ni dah lah kuat mengutok orang. kira aku tak baik dengan kau, kurang lah dosa aku sikit sebab aku mesti akan kacau orang yang aku rapat. kau pon heaven je takde orang kacau kau. kan senang hidup. selesa je. hahahahaha.

tayar : ok..glad to hear it..ak halalkn sume..kalo tlebe pon mnx halal gak..psl ko kate x kacau tuh..sbnrnye ak lg suke mmbr ak kacau ak..cume x express tat feeling jek..lg2 drpd mmbr sedorm ak..ko ngn panjunk..sbb ak gado ngn korunk..ak jadik kayu kt dorm tuh..sbb tuh ak nk bebaik ngn korunk..mmg ak ske mmbr kacau ak..sbb itu bermaksud..ak still lg dlm idop diorg..ak ingt lg time ko ngn pidot..men baling2 bantal kt ak..time tuh ak mrh2..carot2..tp dlm ak seyes ak ske sbnrnye..cume xnk ckp..

al amin : HAHAHHA. aku kelakar doh baca benda ni. macam budak budak gila. hhahaha. tapi still aku malas approve kau. saja saja. HAHAHAHHA. aku nak post dekat blog doh benda ni. aku rasa kelakar. hahhahaha. tapi kau anggap kita dah ok dah la. aku saja nak main main dulu. HAHAHAHHA. 0-0 lah sekarang.

tayar : suke ati ko la nk watpe..ak x kesa..aslkn ko da ok..

sweetkan dorm mate empat tahun macam ni. hahahaha.

ulllaaakk

  1. switch on your webcam2. press the record button3. click the link belowlmao!rofl!  .just enjoy the show.alaminfadhli

telefon bimbit

the bad luck of me in this superb university under the rpkj program in aaj continues as i lost my phone yesterday. somefuckingbody stole it. by this friday or saturday i'll get my simcard back. so, during this time, to those who had been and will be disturb by the fucking thief, i'm sorry. and please do inform me your latest number so that we will still in contact.  i'll be using my old number. thank you.

kanji writing. lets have some fun with it. :)

alaminfadhli

nihonggo no gakusei

pada tanggal tiga haribulan lima, aku menerima panggilan tawaran daripada jpa untuk melanjutkan pelajaran ke jepun. pada tanggal empat haribulan lima, aku sudah berada di um untuk membuat persediaan pembelajaran untuk ke jepun. gila babi kan?? dalam dua puluh empat jam, hidup aku bertukar dari lepak dan memekak, kepada belajar dan memekak. aku masuk ke alam universiti sebagai pelajar second intake tapi masuk awal. kira sekarang ni aku di antara first intake dengan second intake. woww kan??

kemajalan aku diteruskan apabila aku mendapat bilik yang memang agak berbau hancing dengan kipas yang perlahan dan kadang kadang mengeluarkan bunyi yang menarik. tambahan pula, aku duduk seorang. apabila pelajar second intake masuk seramai sembilan orang, nasib malang aku diteruskan lagi dan lagi kerana seorang pon takde yang masuk bilik aku. hebat kan?? ada yang mengatakan bilik aku ni ada something. tapi aku rasa hebat sebab duduk sorang sorang macam best. hhahahha.

study disini buat masa ni masih ok sebab aku dah ada basic jepun. tapi tak lama lagi stock basic jepun tu macam dah nak habis dan kami semua akan jadi sama rata. time tu mungkin akan mula menggelabah sebab banyak benda baru. so, sekarang ni je lah peluang nak enjoy. hahhahaha. buat masa ni dah ada tiga orang tarik diri and ramai yang mengarah kearah itu and semua perempuan. dah lah perempuan sikit. lama lama hilang lah mereka. tinggal lah kami semua lelaki. dan perasaan seperti di alam shah pon kembali. :))

buat masa ni semua ok sahaja. masih cuak tetapi berlagak tenang. jadi doakan lah saya berjaya menempuh dugaan dan berjaya terbang ke negara jopun. semua ni aku kena tempuh sebab mungkin ni lah yang terbaik untuk aku. jadi aku kena lah layan je dan meneruskan usaha sehingga ke titisan peluh yang terakhir. :D arigatou gozaimashita.

charlie chaplin

Sir Charles Spencer "Charlie" Chaplin 
"Action speaks better than words"

Rowan Atkinson must be Chaplin's big fan huh??

ana free

Ana Gomes Ferreira

http://www.anafreemusic.com/

blogger ;

alaminfadhli

asdfghjkla

asdfghjkla merupakan seorang yang berdedikasi dan mempunyai daya kreativiti yang amat tinggi. perkara perkara biasa mampu menjadi luarbiasa dek kehebatannya mengolah sesuatu perkara. saya amat menyanjungi kehebatannya. saksikanlah daya kreativitinya yang amat dikagumi dan disanjung tinggi!

conversation yang berlaku di formspringnya. saya bukan stalker, cuma benda ini keluar di ruangan answer. 


ninanutter : batang kayu, tembikai, timun atau nokia 3310? nyatakan sebab. 

asdfghjkla : satu : kenikmatan. dua : kepuasan. tiga : getaran jiwa. 

ninanutter : pahal kau tak jwb soalan dgn betul? haih. bc soalan balik. batang kayu, tembikai, timun atau nokia 3310? 

asdfghjkla : aku salah jawab ke ? markah kesian dpt tak td ? haha. susah sial nk pilih. sebab timun & tembikai makanan, aku respek jadi aku tolak. bagi batang kayu pulak tak environmental friendly sbb ada selumbar and too stiff jadi aku tolak. jadi jwpnnya ialah nokia 3310 sbb dia ada free vibrator. haha 

ninanutter : nmpknya nokia3310 sudah semakin popular. adakah kau rs SE punya kekuatan sehebat nokia33310? 

asdfghjkla : aku tak rasa mcm tu sbb dari apa yg aku dengar makin lama tahap hidup sesuatu barang, makin ganteng fungsinya! jadi, GUNALAH Nokia 3310 utk kepuasan maksima. 

asdfghjkla punya jawapan memang paling terbaik sekali!
ni baru part 3310, ada lagi part selumbar vs kepala.
hahahhaha. :))

family chat

mama : kenapa tiba tiba aktif main futsal pulak ni?? tapi bagus lah daripada terperap je.

amin : memang aktiflah seminggu sekali je.

papa : papa rasa nak main bowling lah. nanti abang kakak balik kita buat family fight.

amin : jom, amin dah lah star main bowling. hahahhaa.

mama : amin ni memang dari kecik poyo je kerja.

papa : nanti kita pergi training dulu. tapi papa takut tangan terseliuh lah.

so, jadi ke tak jadi ni?? -.-'
tapi ayahanda memang betul betul tiba tiba bersemangat.
go daddy go! :))

sijiloro

you are

 

 open up your google page

 

type "who's the cutest?"

 

click the "i'm feeling lucky" button

 

 

*even google knows how to delight people*

now, everybody can be cute :))

 

think about this

"who's packing your parachute??"

think about the people behind the scene who actually help you with your achievement. it is not you the only one who make it happen, its them who are helping you by giving their moral supports with a very big faith in you. without them, you are nothing. try to appreciate them. make them feel important.

karma

"what you give is what you get"

"what goes around comes around"




i found this on tumblr :


"treat people as you would like to be treated. karma's only a bitch if you are"

tungkik

keluarga adam

incredibox

 superbly 'the incredible polo' 

yours faithfully,

alaminfadhli

she fucking hates me

apahal 'fucking' kena censored. -.-

OASIS

chicken

chicken rice shop
chicken hut
kenny rogers roaster
ayam tambatan
carik carik bulu ayam
ayamas
bapak ayam
ayam golek
ayam percik
taik ayam
balung
paruh
tungkik
APAR AYAM
kokok

the end.

yours faithfully,

alaminfadhli

don't look back in anger

alaminfadhli's status on facebook : 

Slip inside the eye of your mind

sarah adila sakni and ekyn mohd like this.

the commenting session starts!

amir hatim        : what do u mean???

al amin           : Don't you know you might find

amir hatim        : nop. what will i found hah????

al amin           : A better place to play

amir hatim        : hahahaha. u think so??? ok i'll try.

athirah syafiqah  : pergh..product kluaran ifla..:p

al amin           : You said that you'd never been
                    But all the things that you've seen
                    Will slowly fade away

sarah adila sakni : skali lirik lagu. HAHAHA kantoii

the conversation continues

finally ada orang detect. sarah je yang tahu. yang lain beriya je. tu pon after tulis tiga line teros. kalau satu satu safe lagi rasanya. ya ALLAH, aku tak berniat nak mempermainkan orang. tapi err..ROFL :))

ready set go

this video clip is superbly great. terbaik!

frisbee

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck"

George Carlin

(1937 - 2008)

is this for real??

greatest story ever told

spastic youth

 

original members (i think so) of "Old Automatic Garbage" also known as OAG. their songs are cool man.

current song ; 

spastic youth by OAG

ala-main

A : sikit sikit "haha". dah macam orang gila dah.

A : dah jadi habit doh. nak buat macam mana. haha. :))

yang benar ;

alaminfadhli

style

Didi Benami

SM.TV

 

'ain ali punya favourite. lmao :))
siapa yg kenal ain, bayangkan dia menari. BHAHA.

BHAHAHA

ajim: aku rase

ajim: aku tough do

ajim: cume

ajim: lemak byk

ajim: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

ajim: ttbe

ajim: baahahahaha

alaminfadhli: aku tau kau tough

alaminfadhli: SANGAT tough

ajim: HAHAHAHHA

ajim: sial

ajim: xD

alaminfadhli: aku kagum dgn kau

ajim: HAHHAHA

alaminfadhli: aku nak bdn macm kau

ajim: DAH LA SIAL

ajim: kau bangga

alaminfadhli: kau hebat

ajim: aku skit2 je tadi

ajim: hahahahahhaa

ajim: fucker

alaminfadhli: hahahahaa

ajim: ahaha

alaminfadhli: aku nak copy doh

alaminfadhli: paste kat blog

alaminfadhli: esok kau tngk la

alaminfadhli: hahhaah

ajim: babi

ajim: kurang aja

ajim: haha

myspace

aku nak cancel account myspace macam aku cancel account friendster. tapi password email myspace dah lupa. macam mana aku nak cancel. bodoh betul lah. facebook, tunggulah masa kau untuk di cancel.  haha. sekian.

SKTSG

 

one two three four

fuck you!! haha

our dinner was sponsored by imran had. thanks bro.

pictures by ; izzulsyafiq

finger chop

"what are we going to eat for dinner??"

"finger chop perhaps"

lumpur

tanah + air = lumpur - ????? = tanah air
land + water = mud - ????? = nation

prank call

guess what, today i got a prank call. haha. conversation lebih kurang macam ni lah ;

+60123005893

"anda berjaya memenangi bla bla di palace of the golden horses, buat medical check up, bla bla"

"oh ye ke, ok ok ok ok (sambil tergelak gelak)"

"kenapa encik gelak?"

"........"

"encik kerja ke??"

"haah. kerja"

"kejap ni 01721......"

"haah, ye lah nombor ni"

"hah, betol lah. encik umur berapa??"

"saya baru DUABELAS tahun"

"oh iye ke. ok lah dek"

*conversation ended*

prankster 

alaminfadhli 

bodoh gila si prankster. masalahnya memang tidak meyakinkan langsung. haha. sekian.

nick vujicic

"if i fail, i try again, and again, and again.."
nick vujicic

*i found this video at solhi's facebook link*

ballroom blitz

tagged by : lisa

Put your i Tunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds. Tag 10 friends. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

*440, chase coy

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? 

*bad romance, lady gaga

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? 

*mr.brightside, the killers

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

*how to save a life, the fray

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
*waiting on the world to change, john mayer

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
*time after time, quietdrive

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
*her spiral necklace, bo

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
*into oblivion, funeral for a friend

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
*ayo technology, milow

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
*shitty day, soko

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
*everybody's changing, lily allen

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
*so much love, the rocket summer

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
*i gotta feeling, black eyed peas

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
*superman, joe brooks

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
*you raise me up, josh groban

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
*no christmas for me, zee avi

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
*all the same, sick puppies

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
*i'm no superman, lazlo bane

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
*i can't smile without you, barry manilow

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
*vanilla twilight, owl city

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
*knocking on heaven's door, bob dylan

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS
*ballroom blitz, misfits

randomly tagged:
ija aniss doja iylia donnie fatinD 
mario maa?? muni wanibillah 

haha:))

*aku ada tipu sikit. last question. sebab suppose lagu "ooh la by the kooks". tapi dah ada post title "ooh la". so aku nak tukar. kau kisah ke?? apa aku kisah. haha.

i just came back home from mrsm gemencheh. visiting farah farnida fadhli. oh, guess what, she has a nickname there. FERNICE (read as it spell). hahaha. i slept for the whole journey of going there and went back home. a very challenging sleep though. with the interference of sunlight that pass through the window. argh. terrible. ahaha. oh, when to pekan gemas. nothing there, just a KFC and a lot of simple stall. i'm glad that my previous school was located in putrajaya. hhaha. at least there's a mall there where we can have fun. one more thing, i'm proud with my school canteen. to all alam shah students, don't ever complain anymore about our canteen. appreciate it. where in the hell can we found a good cooker like ajis in a school canteen. but, as for our dining hall. go and make reports for it. terminated them as fast as possible. haha. hurm. ok. thats it. adios.

guess what, after about 12 hours napped i feel very fresh now. of course for sure. haha. oh, without hesitate, after having a simple quick breakfast, i opened up my laptop and getting online. oh, the first thing that came up was syazwanibillah ym. she was asking either i watched the last episode of boys over flowers. BHAHA. sorry babe, i was sleeping from 8.00 pm until 8.00 am. oh, after that i opened up my blog, and guess what, there were two comments that suggested me to watch the BOF also, is that story really that good. and now, currently i am watching that story online. what a spirit eyh. haha. ok. thats it. enough for now. theres a lot more episode to go. Jan Di sure is really cute though. BHAHA.

woah. i'm getting lazy on updating this blog. but, in order to improve my english, i must do i though. today, i went to midvalley to accompany sarahadila to change her shoes. oh, we do watch a movie which was ju-on : white ghost black ghost. as for me, the movie was quite slow there. plus, the ghost was not scary as in the previous ju-on. but, the suprised scene really shock me up. bhahaha. then, we went to KLCC to meet dideancaldo. there, sara and sal watched legion as i went home earlier due there is a relative from indonesia in my house. oh, i got the chance to watch boys over flowers suggested by syazwanibillah. its fun though. unfortunately, i was too late. tomorrow will be the last episode. i'll try my best to find that story. ahhaha. my spirit rate is increasing rapidly. oh ya, about  the comic, its getting interesting as i read more. hopefully this comic will soon be publish as a movie. haha. ok. continue reading. ciao.

last night i stay up late chatting and bla bla. then this morning woke up early to fetch relative from indonesia at KLIA. sumpah mamai. then, pergi english class. learn how the correct pronunciation of english words. oh, at the end of this course, we will be performing a coral speaking. damn. haha. so, today we start with our arrangement at the stage later. our first practice will be this friday. hoish. oh ya, currently i'm reading a comic. after a long long time i left them behind. its kind of interesting if you are really damn bored. haha. bye bye.

semalam, last day kerja. boring je semua. haha. oh, semalam tidur lambat bangun awal. sebab farah nak pergi asrama. so pagi tu tolong tolong dia segala bagai. serabut betol. then pergi kerja mengantuk gila. atas train memang tidur je. haha. satu row ada tiga lelaki including me, semua tidur on the way dari gombak ke KLCC. haha. gempak gila. habes kerja, dan dan je sal call. then meet up lah. ada imran dengan aminudin sekali. then gerak ampang park. lepak lepak borak borak balik. sampai rumah rest jap. then online. chat chat. tidur. 

zzzzz

today, nothing much. macam biasa sahaja. bangun pagi, kerja. tak jual apa apa harini. haha. bored to death. no extraordinary stuff happens. tomorrow farah pergi mrsm gemencheh. good luck lah adek. ok. the end.

life goes on as usual. today, once again i woke up late. at first i was hoping that my little sister would woke me up, but then the operation turns vice versa. haha. i woke her up. then i got ready in a rush, then went to work. i was late for about twenty minutes, but lucky for me because no body cares about it. oh, today, once again, some of my friends were visiting me during my works hour. firstly i met sal, then iya and panjang, then qaiyyum and imran. lastly tariq because he wanted to got to sal's birthday party but he did'nt know how. so, he depends on me to bring him.

after works, about eight o'clock, tariq and i rushed to ampang park so that we wouldn't be late for sal's party. when we reached there, we were still early though. haha. there, sal introduce me to a sabahian girl name muni, 19. even though that was our first time met, but i had fun to talk with her even sometimes it hard. her sabahian slang was still there. haha. sorry muni. then, i went to sal's room to  change my shirt. then bla bla bla. the party started. white cream, "explosive" stuffs were every where. haha. the room was really in a big mess. there were also barbecue outside. and shisha also. the party started to get happening when sal jump into the pool. then followed by panjang and me. then we started to pull everybody into the pool. haha. the second worst part was when aidil haikal been pulled. he fell into the pool with his handphone in his pocket. for sure his handphone was still wet now. haha. the most worst part was iya's part. at first when she tried to run from us, she fell down. then the next part when imran and sal catch her and throw her into the pool. the last part was right after she get out from the pool. aidil haikal who had been pulled for the second time grab iya's hand and causing her to fell into the pool back. pity iya. it wasn't my fault ok. haha. then i had to rush back to catch the train and bus.

i did manage to catch the train but the bus. haha. i had to go home with cab. oh, new knowledge. the fees for cab after midnight is not two times. it is fifty percent more. eg ;  if you had been charged for rm9. you had to pay only rm13.50 and not rm18. be careful. those taxi driver may cheat you. haha. ok. oh, tonigh also i had a very open and happening chat with syazwanibillah. haha. the end.

today's life was still the same. no extraordinary things came out accidentally. haha. after the jumaat prayer i went to UIA for my english class. my teacher today and for every friday is pn roziana. our activity for today was more exciting because we got to share about ourselves by presenting our own self in front. our task was actually draw an image that symbolize ourselves. as for me, my image was a chit chat cloud that means that i talk a lot. crap a lot and of course the nonsense one. haha. then about my strength, i think i'm good in math. things started to get weird when i said that my weakness is vegetables. they were all laugh at me. but then, after all students had present their own self, we found out that i'm not the only one who hate veges, there were three of us. haha.

oh, things started going crazy when i said that my goal is to get as many friends as i can but not the ordinary one. i want friends with different type of orientation. then, teacher was still blur with it. after i explained all about the different orientation then she started to get excited. haha. i told them that my new friend is a pengkid and she is lesbian. she likes the feminine one. and all the girls were like, aaaahhh. haha. oh, in my class we only have four boys and thirteen girls. oh, at the end, my teacher ask me to get my new friend to the correct path back, but then i said that she said that she wanted to change herself back by twenty five because she wanted to get married. haha. that's the most weirdest stuff ever. haha.

then, our activity continues with a pronunciation practice. at the end, we in a group of four must present a song with a given phrases and lines. my group wins this game and we get candies for our winning. the key to success is cheating. haha. we were asked to vote others team, but my team vote for ourselves, no wonder we won it right?? haha.

tomorrow, i will be working back. for another 3 days. to give ways to other staffs so that they can get their day off. that's it i think. enough for now.

today ada kenduri kesyukuran. tapi event tu malam. on the way nak ke malam dipenuhkan dengan tidur di katil aku, katil papamama, katil adek. haha. semua bilik aku try tidur. sungguh sedap dan nyaman. sedar sedar dah malam. cara terbaik untuk membuang masa. then habes kenduri kemas kemas. kembali ke laptop. bosan gila hidup hari ini. harap harap esok bestlah. esok ada english class. tolonglah best. haha. gila desperate aku nak keseronokan. haish.

when i said today, probably it was yesterday. so, go and understand it yourself. haha. ok, today the morning start with a phone call by sufa'at driving school. they said that i must attend the motorcycle workshop so that i can get my L faster. the problem is that i didn't apply for the motorcycle license. what the fuck man?? why must i attend that stupid fucking workshop. but then, my dad said that as long as it helps me to get my L faster and it is free, go and get it lah. so, my upcoming workshop probably will be this tuesday due to my business of studying and working. hoish, why must i attend a workshop that do not has any relation with me. fuck!!

next, about my first english class at uiam, gombak. the first class was quite boring, i think i'm the only one who being noisy there. haha. but, what i care. i'm bored to death!! then things started to get fun a little bit when the presentation session start. we had been divided into four smaller group and been given a list of rubbish. by using our own imagination, create something. while one group was presenting their ideas, the other group should imagine it and draw roughly what was the presenter creation. then bla bla bla. class ended at six. the end.

currently ; i'm fucking damn bored.

post post sekarang ni memang penuh dengan perkataan. tak payah baca. semak hidup kau je. :))

dah lama meninggalkan binatang ni. ni nak cerita panjang ni. 3 hari punya. dah, jangan baca, nanti kau bosan.

kelmarin. sekali lagi perjalanan hidup aku bervariasi secara tibatiba. that day ada edufare dekat KLCC. so memang ramai lah budak lepasan spm datang. pagipagi tu ada seorang perempuan tak dikenali datang, "eh alamin an, ija kirim salam". ingatkan siapalah yang tibatiba tau nama aku. rupanya ija yang menghantar orang. then, petang tu pulak masa break, tibatiba ada orang memandang aku laen macam, zoom zoom sikit rupanya ruhila dan dinieqistina. donnie dah siap jerit dah, pakcik!! haaha, then borakborak sikit dorg cakap ramai budak sas ada. then sambung lah break. after break pulak, jumpa pulak iya dan rakannya. lepas tu pulak jumpa sal. lepas tu blanc dan ese. kemudian ramailah yang memenuhi isetan tu. haha. berapa kali aku kene sound dengan guard sebab kantoi lepak. hahaha. yang bestnya, malam tu off pukul 8. so, habes je teros pergi dekat port budak ramairamai tu. diorang ajak pergi AJL.  ade seat kosong, dengan slumber nya aku join tanpa memberitahu papa. dah sampai sana pulak tak boleh masuk sebab dah lambat. memang banyak halangan. ade adegan lawak jugak bila minah klate tak puas hati lepas buat rambut mahalmahal then tak boleh masuk. haha. tapi lastlast masuk jugak sebab hebat. haha. so, flow hidup aku haritu tibatiba je pergi AJL. esok pagi baru balik. malam tu tidur rumah dean. sampaisampai rumah, papa marah sebab pergi lepak tapi urusan scholarship tak urus lagi. adoi. so, pagi tu gelabahgelabah la buat semua. then masuk kerja.

kerja time ni mula start menarik. tapi this should be my last day. sebab ada english class. tak pa lah. start best bila aku kene kurung dengan syamini, then CHA tolong bukak. haha. then time tu la kami mula rapat. then, minum tgh hari and petang together. she is a pengkid. best lah lepak dengan dia sebab open je semua hal. then aku tambah ilmu about the pengkid stuff, bagaibagai lagi la. selamat last day ni jadi best. haha. mula nak rapat dengan kawankawan. tapi apa boleh buat. last day meh. then 9.30 balik. singgah rumah kak yati kejap. makan martabak raja. superb!! ahaha. then balik rumah. tomorrow ada interview. so tido awal.

the interview day, pagi ni pon sesak dengan kegelabahan, iron baju dean yang memang sumpah sial punya susah. ahaha. then, setelkan resume sume bla bla, pukul satu gerak. then, sampai sana diorang cakap ni IQ test je. time dekat atas siap ada sorg tu pakai baju kemeja biasa then lay out. sebab ni bukan interview. ni just jawab soalan je. haish, penat je gelabah. oh, soalan tu haram punya susah. serious susah. habes tu lepak KLCC dgn amini aminudin nikkhaidir aidilhaikal qlate azeem. before tu aku pergi jumpa niko kat tempat kerja then borakborak sikit, uruskan apa yang patut, so sekarang ni aku continue kerja for this saturday, sunday, monday. 3 hari lagi. then baru officially habes. haha. then aku balik rumah, diorang pergi ou jumpa dean, im, boxer. atas train aku boleh tahan lagi, atas bas, tak tahan dah. terbongkang lah aku tertido dekat atas bas, haha. eventhouh orang sebelah busuk, tapi mood tidur still tinggi. haha. then sampai rumah. melantak bla bla bla. online, buat blog. sekian.

pagipagi jumpa uncle pelik masa tunggu bas.aku panggil uncle sebab nampak macam indian. tibatiba dia cakap dia sembahyang. so dalam otak indai muslim lah kot. atas train tibatiba dia tanya bahasa melayu dia ok ke?? then barulah tahu, dia asal arab. umor 19 pindah amerika survive sendiri. sekarang pencen umor 64. baru 3 tahun duduk malaysia. oh, tambang bas dan tiket train di sponsor oleh uncle itu. dia tu pon nampak biasa je. tapi aku yakin dia "somebody" jugak.

kerja, masuk lambat. haha. oh, kejadian best. penkid tepuk belakang sebab blocking jalan. then next maen angkatangkat kening masa nak pergi break. target lepas aku balik break nak borak, tengoktengok dah off. siot. kejadian tak best, shamini tanya umur. then dia bagi tahulah umor sekorsekor. awek penkid 22. duh, down. ahaha. oh, harini berjaya menjual empat kasut. suatu record baru. haha. pregression berkerja semakin rancak. rakan semakin ramai. so, dah mula best sikitsikit lah. haha. empat hari baru nak rasa best sikitsikit. tak boleh belah. oh, harini agak perfect. tak kena marah sebab kasut putih, tak de train rosak tapi bas je lambat sikit, takde kene sound baju stripes. so, best lah. haha. plus, blanc dan adik aidil haikal melawat aku tadi. haha. sial betol. then, jumpa rakan sekola rendah, shafrizal dan md.nor.

kehidupan lain harini seperti biasa. oh ya, tengah gelabah mencari baju interview dan preparation segala bagai. semua zero lagi. mampos aku!! harapharap sempat. haish.

pengumumanpengumuman. aku masih pakai nombor lama. sila caontact kalau sudi. sekian terima kasih. kondisi blog masa kini adalah cerita kisah benar hidup budak baru bekerja. tak payah baca kalau malas. blog aku. suka hati aku lah. terima kasih.

bangunbangun teros gelabah nak pergi kerja. sebab nak renew sim card dekat maxis. sebelom tu pinjam sim adek. dah siap topupkan dah. tengoktengok sekejap je renew sim tu. so transfer balik kredit. ahaaha. bukakbukak sim dapat mesej share credit failed. kepada pencilok : haha, bodoh lah korang. check lah balance sebelom cilok. haha. kira diorang dapat phone dengan isi dalam semua sekali lah. dengan nombornombor kau kau semua. haha.

masuk kerja awal. first time shift pagi, ada morning talk sikit dan exercise mulut, "goodmorningcanihelpyoupleasewaitforawhileblablabla" haha. then, laplap cermin. dah jadi cleaner pulak dah. then macam biasalah. malangnya misi semalam tak berjaya. budak baru tak datang, but dapat info baru. tadi nametag dia baru siap, sempat tengok nama. nur basyirah. confirm perempuan. haha. then continue lah kerja. about pukul enam izzul, imran datang membawa syarifah. lepak dekat toilet borakborak sebentar. haha. then enam setengah qaiyyum pulak. ramai melawat aku harini. then, lepak dengan qaiyyum. qaiyyum belanja big mac. thank you.then pergi cari baju putih. jumpa dah yang murah. mark and spencer. smallest size empatbelassetengah. cubacuba masih besar. qaiyyum try tengoktengok size dia. sial betol. lepastu letak balik. ade uncle tegur. conversation nya lebih kurang begini.

P : why?? too small ah??

A : no lah. too big. haha.

P : seriously??

A : aah.

P : how old are you??

A : i'm eighteen! haha

P : hahaha (gelenggeleng)

*the conversation continues..

pakcik ni dressing selekeh je, tapi english superb. he must be a "somebody". don't judge a book by it's cover. then aku pon gelenggeleng jugak sebab tak jumpa baju. haish. lepas tu balik rumah. the end.

aku bangun pagi, papamama takda. nak mintak duit pergi kerja. haha. kerja pon mintak duit makbapak. mamposlah. haha. dan dan duit kering semalam. so, nak senang, pinjam duit maksu sebelah rumah. pergi lah aku bekerja. on the way pulak, train buat hal. dari gombak ke KLCC sejam stengah. macam ape tah. kurakura gila. ada masalh teknikal. then, masuk kerja lambat. hoish.oh, before tu, masa masalah dgn train, ade bapok+gay usha aku, aku usha dia sbb dia bapok, tapi takkan dia usha aku sbb aku bapok jugak, haha. sbb bengang dgn bapok, lastlast aku yang kene bapok. bodoh betol lah. dah, jangan kacau hidop bapok dah. haha.

dekat tempat kerja, ada sorg awek, aku rasa awek lah, figure dia, suara dia, semua aku confius. laki ke perempuan. haha. tadi aku cakap hai, pastu dia reply balik, suara mcm perempuan tapi tah la. kire camni lah, kalau dia laki, dia tu jambu, kalau perempuan, dia tu macho, kau bayangkan lah. haha, jalan dengan dressing pon tak mcm perempuan sngt. tapi lastlast ade nmpk feminin sikitt. so, aku rase dia perempuan, aku nak tanya cuak. haha. esok aku sambung buat research. haha. aku dah try guna tips cikgu masa skolah rendah, dia suroh tengok partpart tertentu, haha. tapi still aku confius. ade tips lagi?? haha.

then balik kerja, atas train elok lagi. atas bas pon elok. jalan kaki starting pon elok lagi. dah mmg dekat gila dengan rumah pulak yang majal. time tu telinga tengah sumbat dengar lagu, volume max! muka pandang fon, tngh taip mesej. bla bla bla.. pom! hp kene angkut. time tu tak terpikir nak tngk no plat. so kejar lah macam dapat. haha. pastu down bodoh je. masuk rumah bagi berita gembira kat family. fon kene angkut! haha. bangang betol. so, tamatlah kisah kerja harini. current mood is happy even banyak bnda malang. haha.

kawankawan, sila beri nombor anda kepada saya agar saya boleh contact anda. nombor yg saya gunakan akan di beritahu secepat yang mungkin. sekian, terima kasih.

kalau jatuh, cepatcepat bangun, jangan sampai mati tengah jalan pulak. kalau kau mati sekalipun, sekurangkurangnya kau dah cuba kan. jangan pernah berhenti mencuba. cikgu memandu cakap, kalau dah kena kepit dengan trak sekalipun, kau pusing jugak stereng tu. harapharap kau selamat. jangan berhenti berharap. harap pada cuaca, harap pada masa, harap pada orang lain, walaupun yang kau harap tu bukan yang terbaik untuk kau. takpa. biar je. ni lah hidup. kita hanya merancang, tuhan yang menentukan. satu lagi, benda yang dah hilang, kau kena lepaskan, fokus benda lain pulak. semoga kau berjaya.

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